Just Messy

Last night I was exhausted cleaning up after Annie.  I swear she makes a royal mess wherever she goes.  Pottying, food, toys, drinks, bath time, did I mention pottying???....  Good grief I’m so tired of picking up after a toddler.  It is never ending. Do people tell you how messy potty training is?  Maybe they do, but of course I'm surprised by this little fact. It is not fun to see pee running down your child’s leg and then soak into the bathroom rug and grout because they are so excited to show you the pee in their potty that they stood up mid-pee...  I’ve bought stock in Clorox wipes.  All the germaphobes out there with a toddler, how do you do it?  I don't have a concern with germs, but I feel like if I did I would be on xanax 24/7.

Yesterday, I walk into the half bath to find Annie sitting on the toilet, well no, sitting is the wrong word.  She looked like she was stuck in the toilet.  Like butt through the bowl... legs and arms waving out.  I said "Annie, is your butt touching the water?"  She said "Yes!" with a big smile on her face (like "how cool is that mom?").  Yall I was so grossed out!  NO NO NO NO NO NO.  Don't put your butt in the water!  Gross gross.  Oh and your princess dress is in the pee-water too??  Grrrrreeeaaatt.  Can I just get a drain put in the bathroom floor and a hose attached to the wall?  And just hose you off?